Reading 101 takes a scary turn

So I'm looking at the adsense ads on my site and I notice that they are all about Pap Smears. Because, yeah, that's what everyone wants to know about, right? And then I see something truly scary. The top ad is for "Pap Smear Adventures." I think, for a second, that it is a link to a scary porn site or something (well, you never know. People are weird).

For the record, it's not "Pap Smear Adventures." It's "Pap Smear Procedure." So, apparently, it's my brain that's weird.

And yes, I am working on a post. I'm actually working on three posts. And one of those three posts has warped into what will possibly be three posts.