Happy anniversary (ies) to me

Monday, May 23rd, is my 1 year anniversary for blogging. Wow. One full year of regaling you all with the insanity that makes me me. That's pretty damn cool, if you ask me.

Tuesday, May 31st, is my 20 year anniversary of graduating from high school. Wow. 20 years since I left high school, planning on conquering the world of something or another (I think I wanted to teach English but who remembers that long ago?). That's pretty damn depressing, if you ask me.

No, I am not going to my 20th year reunion. I am not fabulously thin, married to Keanu Reeves (or Rowan Atkinson for that matter) and world-famous. Maybe the 25th year reunion.